Turkey Phone So Your Burger Phone Is Not Lonely
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Burger Phone broken? Seriously, WTF!? Over at Custom Phones they have collection of odd ball creations but this one is just out there. Also, why does the potato look mold infested.









the burger was better
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Yeah, seriously, I’d totally use the Burger one but land lines are quite the early 2000’s AMIRITE?
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That is kinda GROSS!!!
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Eddie only you would find something so stupid and gross!
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Hey I didn’t make it I just report it!
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That biscuit looks so goddamn tasty!
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ewwww. that looks so gross. wonder if i could hook up the burger phone receiver to the phone here at work - it’s really the only time i use a corded phone. that’d be awesome.
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So, I just woke up after having this crazy-ass dream. In the dream I’m going to Taco Bell cuz the chick that sits accross from me at work’s been talking about Taco Bell every day. For some reason I’m riding a bike to Taco Bell… whatever. So, I get there and there’s a whole bunch of other dudes with bikes, but everyone’s scared to go inside because there’s nowhere to park lock our bikes and no one wants their shit stolen. So this nice couple offers to watch everyone’s bike, but they tell us to hurry because they have to be somewhere. So we all run into Taco Bell and that fat kid from Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood is making Batter Blasters on a grill behind the counter, but that’s not all he’s making. HE’S ALSO MAKING ONE OF THOSE DELICIOUS LOOKING BISCUITS!!!! I ate it, then woke up. It was a great dream.
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