ALBOTAS - A Little Bit On The Awesome Side

This is old, but ALBOTAS didn’t exist when this was news, so I’m posting it. Plus, I totally just found out about it, like, a minute ago. Check this action out: you open his chest and you can insert a fucking SD card!?!? You can tell I’m excited because I say “fuck” a lot.

Fuck! It’s so sexy. Parliament needs to set a decree dictating that all MP3 player manufacturers need to make at least 3 transforming robot players. You know what? Fuck it. I decree it myself, and I’ll do one better: I decree that all manufacturers of consumer electronics damn well better start cranking out some rocking transforming shit at all times. I’m talking phones, clocks, curling irons, and even hand grenades. Obama = change. I’m out.

Thanks, Danonymous!

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