ALBOTAS - A Little Bit On The Awesome Side

Valentines Day is just tomorrow and, in true guy fashion, we’re posting our gift guide at pretty much the last minute. We have everything from cameras, purses, jewelry, to undies. Hit the jump for the first ever buyer’s guide on albotas.com!

Think Pink

1. Fact: Girls LOVE taking pictures of shit. Parties, their friends, you, themselves. So, why not get her a sleek camera that’ll fit in her teensiest of purses? The Pink Credit Card Digital Camera (creative name, no?) has built-in 64MB of memory which can store up to 104 pics on the lowest setting. The highest resolution setting is only 640 x 480, but for $40 you shouldn’t expect too much. Get one here if you’re not looking to spend too much, but if you want to get her a camera that she’ll REALLY like…
2. The Pink Sony DSCW55P CyberShot digital camera rocks a 2.5″ LCD screen and takes pics at up to 7.2 Megapixels. Too cheap to buy her a Memory Stick to go along with it? No worries; it has a built-in 56MB memory to get her started. The coolest feature has got to be, hands down, the compatibility with Sony’s GPSCS1 GPS Unit. With this little puppy you can track the latitude and longitude that a picture was taken in so you can document the whens and wheres of your picture-taking exploits. Sure, it’s another $130 to shell out, but that can always wait for a birthday or anniversary.
   
3. You really can’t go wrong with a pink iPod Nano. It’s small, it’s cute, and it probably reminds her of your weener - only the iPod Nano plays music and doesn’t feel so strange in her ears.
   
4. If she doesn’t have one already, you should probably get her a DS Lites. Coral Pink can be found pretty much anywhere in the U.S., but Noble Pink, and Metallic Rose are only available as imports. The imported colors may cost a little more, but since most girls seem to take it personal when a girl shows up to the party wearing the same exact outfit, she’ll most likely appreciate having a DS that stands out.

Acrylic Jewelry from RubiRocket.com

For the girl who’s not afraid to let her true geek colors show, RubiRocket.com is full of awesome, laser-cut, acrylic jewelry with retro, gaming, rocker, and tattoo themed designs. Prices range from around $12-$20.

Jewelry isn’t the only way a girl can accessorize.

If your special lady already has her fair share of gadgets, why not give her something to decorate them with? As far as girlie gadget skins go, decalgirl and gamergraffix have some really nice designs to choose from. As far as cases and controllers go, just hit up places like Amazon, Wal*Mart, Target, Best Buy, Circuit City, and Toys “R” Us.

Pedicure Foot Spa

You may be wondering why this made it on the list, but think about it - your girl is relaxing, playing her DS or PS3; what could make the experience even more relaxing? A freaking pedicure, duh! Go to Target, spend the $60, and she’ll thank you for it. Trust us.

Anything Tokidoki

Tokidoki is officially the new Hello Kitty. Simone Legno’s brand is taking over the world with stationary, toys, clothes, jewelry, hats, bags, watches, earrings, and belt buckles. His stuff’s pretty expensive, but we’re sure your lady’s worth it. Hit up the shop here.

For the girl who never has enough closet space.

If your woman needs more storage, it may be good idea to get her a decent thumb drive. You can get all sweet and romantic by getting her a Swaravski USB necklace. Depending on the style you decide on, they’ll set youck around $170 or $180. If you’re not Mr. Moneybags, you can head on over to Mimoco for their huge selection of flash drives which range from 1GB - $GB models for $40 - $100.

Under Where?

It’s a well-known fact that cotton panties are among the sexiest things on the planet earth Hot gamer chicks are also sexy. When you combine the two elements you get a whole new level of sexy that makes some guys’ heads explode. I found the above panties on a variety of other sites, but none of them linked to an online store where the panties could be purchased. Hit up ThinkgGeek for the I’m Blogging This panties. The Achievement and Bonus Stage panties can be found at SplitReason.

If you’re a cheap bastard.

Head on over to Play Nintendo for some humorous V-Day cards. Expect LOTS of sexual innuendos.

Make her a Munny. Or make her make one herself.

If you’re the creative type, why not give her something unique that she can cherish forever, even after you break up? You see them on our site every Monday, now it’s time to give in and get one. The D.I.Y. Munny from KidRobot is one of the freshest toys out there for the simple fact that it is what you make it. You also have your choice between 7″ and 4″ and they come in a variety of colors including glow-in-the-dark. The 7-inchers are $25 and the 4-inchers are $10. If you’re not the creative type, but your lady is, then get a blank one for her and let her go to town. Then have her slip out of those geek panties and you can both go to town.
Happy Valentines Day, kids. Stay safe.