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“I’d like a tattoo of a dolphin with a tribal tattoo smoking a bong on a recliner, please.”

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This is almost as gnarly as that tattoo of bowser with shades on a surfboard playing guitar in front of a pot leaf and cross and the words “Happy Birthday Rob”… maybe this is better?

Check out a bunch more stupidiculous tattoos, including a ripped Pegasus fucking a cigarette-smoking unicorn, over at gigglesugar.


6 Responses to ““I’d like a tattoo of a dolphin with a tribal tattoo smoking a bong on a recliner, please.””

  1. Some tattoos I’ll never understand…

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  2. amazing

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  3. That dolphin’s eating a hot pocket.

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  4. Dang, that Unicorn tat is hella manly. That should be the new tattoo trend.

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  5. [...] May 16th, 2008   Filed Under gadgets   Let’s face it folks, the Bowser riding a surfboard tattoo is pale in comparison to this wicked work of needle and ink. As you can see, it’s a, uh, dolphin with its own tattoo smoking a bong and sitting on a tattered recliner. Oh, and it looks like he’s staring at an owl and thinking “AKH” (which may or may not be some prison ink). Seriously, not even Spiderman guy can F with this. This thing is just pure ridiculous. Admittedly, I was high for the majority of my college career but never, ever, ever have I smoked with a dolphin before. Or a porpoise. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I did smoke with a porpoise* — to avoid going to class and to make Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 even funner. *High-five for the pun! “I’d like a tattoo of a dolphin with a tribal tattoo smoking a bong on a recliner, please.” [albotas] [...]

  6. wow. Loser and a virgin for life.

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